April 2015

RT @rcarrillopadron: I’m watching the Unit Testing with F# course from @pluralsight authored by @ploeh http://pluralsight.com/courses/fsharp-unit-testing

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Replying to @davidfowl

are unit tests that do c:\ “unit tests” ? :)

alt text Thu Apr 02 06:49:14 +0000 2015

Replying to @davidfowl

Ahh! :)

alt text Thu Apr 02 06:55:34 +0000 2015

Replying to @Cranialstrain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABoj1-jeW0M

alt text Thu Apr 02 07:26:57 +0000 2015

Replying to @Cranialstrain

That’s almost too nice! Do you think they bugged your house? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Firm_(novel)

alt text Thu Apr 02 08:27:51 +0000 2015

A message for all #Lync users: @Skype for business finally allows you to do proper copy / paste! #aboutfuckingtime

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Replying to @hhariri

The circle is now complete.

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Officially addicted to my #MicrosoftBand

alt text Thu Apr 02 12:09:09 +0000 2015

Mac OS X Beta for Elite Dangerous is live.

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Replying to @asp_net

schön gesagt

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RT @ploeh: I’m watching the Better .NET Unit Tests with AutoFixture: Get Started course from @pluralsight by @robertsjason http://t.co/gsPU…

alt text Sat Apr 04 15:41:35 +0000 2015

RT @lars_fagerbakke: @shanselman I’m not a iPhone user, but I really like the new store category on iTunes! #banIAP http://www.engadget.com/2015/02/13/apple-pay-once-and-play/

alt text Sun Apr 05 07:24:01 +0000 2015

RT @thurrott: “Apple’s ultra-thin 12-inch MacBook benchmarks on par with 2011 MacBook Air.” Only in Apple-land is matching 4 yr old Mac per…

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RT @majornelson: Adding a comment to test the feature :) https://twitter.com/litheon/status/585266845445328897

alt text Tue Apr 07 05:57:54 +0000 2015

Replying to @karolikl

now we only need stand alone webjobs without the dependency on a website

alt text Tue Apr 07 08:58:22 +0000 2015

@jaime3espinosa sooo, about those stand-alone webjobs. Any timeframe? :)

alt text Tue Apr 07 09:35:29 +0000 2015

Replying to @rustd and @karolikl

it would be better if webjobs are completely separate from websites and from what I’ve read this might come soon

alt text Tue Apr 07 16:55:26 +0000 2015

Replying to @BorisSchnohne, @TweetiumWindows and @eigentor

die Win Phone Version zeigt es noch nicht korrekt an...

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CC all the things!

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“the Apple Watch, as I reviewed it for the past week and a half, is kind of slow” http://www.theverge.com/a/apple-watch-review

alt text Wed Apr 08 12:48:40 +0000 2015

The #microsoftband battery drains fast when running with GPS. 45 minutes for 40% battery

alt text Wed Apr 08 19:00:19 +0000 2015

RT @ploeh: (Some of) AutoFixture.Xunit2 3.25.0 is out, contributed by @TeaDrivenDev http://bit.ly/1y4Z6pZ http://bit.ly/1y4Zdlp @xunit 2 …

alt text Wed Apr 08 19:01:27 +0000 2015

That’s good news for my http://t.co/8vQW09Ssdv 5 / vNext development efforts :) https://twitter.com/ploeh/status/586051746008543232

alt text Thu Apr 09 06:25:59 +0000 2015

Would it make sense to have a feature that lets you “back” @github issues in repos with money?

alt text Thu Apr 09 06:45:54 +0000 2015

Replying to @omnisharp

Do it!

alt text Thu Apr 09 10:37:39 +0000 2015

I’d love to support the @omnisharp project with $$$. Is it possible at the moment?

alt text Thu Apr 09 10:38:33 +0000 2015

Replying to @CodingInsomnia

Because those diagrams are outdated as soon as you click “save” ?

alt text Fri Apr 10 08:49:48 +0000 2015

Replying to @Steinlechner and @BorisSchnohne

ab 15. April bei Amazon UK

alt text Fri Apr 10 08:52:29 +0000 2015

Replying to @CodingInsomnia

No, they are used for blaming someone :)

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Replying to @CodingInsomnia

diagrams, conference calls, meetings... :)

alt text Fri Apr 10 08:58:49 +0000 2015

RT @davidfowl: Thanks to @ellism, we have dnx running on OSX and linux on top of CoreCLR! #dnx #aspnet5

alt text Fri Apr 10 14:36:17 +0000 2015

So Daredevil is a “Microsoft” show...

alt text Sat Apr 11 06:43:43 +0000 2015

RT @BradBirdA113: Now streaming: STAR WARS! Destroy the scope and grandeur of the original theatrical experience on the tiny mobil device …

alt text Sat Apr 11 07:07:16 +0000 2015

RT @ploeh: It only took me some 5-10 years, but I’m beginning to come around to @kodehoved’s principle that all classes should be sealed by…

alt text Sat Apr 11 07:08:05 +0000 2015

Replying to @sayedihashimi and @omnisharp

What did you have in mind?

alt text Sat Apr 11 07:08:17 +0000 2015

Replying to @davepermen

but it is still an earlier version then the win 10 desktop preview right?

alt text Sat Apr 11 07:18:30 +0000 2015

Replying to @davepermen

sad to say it but then it might actually have a chance -> people are sheep...

alt text Sat Apr 11 07:40:47 +0000 2015

RT @majornelson: @reckless Finally got around to watching your Apple Watch review. Really enjoyed it - especially the bar scene about notif…

alt text Sun Apr 12 08:51:14 +0000 2015

Replying to @BorisSchnohne and @knacht

Umstellen der Settings ohne Logoff wäre schon mal ein Anfang...

alt text Wed Apr 15 06:17:04 +0000 2015

RT @amyengineer: Also found this gem on software development - it *is* a winner.

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Morgen bei Microsoft in Unterschleißheim. Vielleicht treff ich den @BorisSchnohne ...

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Replying to @BorisSchnohne

Ist keine offizielle Veranstaltung, ich weiß noch nicht mal wo genau wir sind.

alt text Wed Apr 15 12:51:12 +0000 2015

Replying to @BorisSchnohne

Wird gemacht.

alt text Wed Apr 15 13:06:16 +0000 2015

Replying to @BorisSchnohne

jupiter ebc

alt text Thu Apr 16 07:26:31 +0000 2015

Replying to @BorisSchnohne

so jetzt ist glaube ich Mittag

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Replying to @BorisSchnohne

wir sind doch nicht in die Kantine. Essen hier im exec. Briefing center

alt text Thu Apr 16 11:39:54 +0000 2015

RT @markrendle: Did this http://ASP.NET #dnx and Aurelia talk @skillsmatter last night. Hardly any demofail! https://skillsmatter.com/skillscasts/6249-running-with-plasma-cutters-building-a-blog-with-asp-net-vnext-and-aurelia

alt text Thu Apr 16 19:07:32 +0000 2015

Guys, I’m crying: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngElkyQ6Rhs
#blownaway

alt text Thu Apr 16 19:21:17 +0000 2015

RT @karolikl: “Step away from the keyboard” is often the best advice for a dev who is stuck. Unfortunately we often do the opposite: spendi…

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Replying to @karolikl

it’s crazy how often this actually works!

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Replying to @BorisSchnohne

bist du heute auch noch im Office?

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Replying to @BorisSchnohne

dacht ich mir fast schon, schönes Wochenende ;)

alt text Fri Apr 17 08:49:47 +0000 2015

RT @bridger_w: It’s time for Facebook to change “People You May Know” to “People You Definitely Know and Are Actively Avoiding”

alt text Fri Apr 17 11:06:01 +0000 2015

Daredevil turned out pretty good in the end. Fisk is the best marvel villain to date on screen.

alt text Fri Apr 17 22:00:28 +0000 2015

Replying to @davepermen

where did they do that?

alt text Sat Apr 18 14:07:23 +0000 2015

Replying to @davepermen

ah yea, I noticed that in the Health App. Probably due to lazy cross platform development.

alt text Sat Apr 18 14:17:46 +0000 2015

RT @thurrott: Big stuff. Ex-Microsoft Designer Explains the Move Away from Metro - https://www.thurrott.com/mobile/windows-phone/3000/ex-microsoft-designer-explains-the-move-away-from-metro

alt text Sat Apr 18 15:25:58 +0000 2015

Finally, Outlook 2016 Preview for Mac OS X stopped crashing on syncing.

alt text Sun Apr 19 17:10:42 +0000 2015

RT @LudwigK: Son, I want you to have this watch. The firmware is outdated, the OS is slow and it only runs Yelp, but it’s been in our famil…

alt text Mon Apr 20 05:25:13 +0000 2015

Replying to @jchannon

will it include this: https://github.com/mono/mono/commit/c82a2e507496a5e23d44a94383406ec2b7d5492a

alt text Mon Apr 20 10:58:02 +0000 2015

Hey, my Lync client got a new coat of paint...

alt text Mon Apr 20 11:12:01 +0000 2015

What’s with this profile-pics-are-circles crap I’m seeing in Win 10 and Skype nowadays?

alt text Mon Apr 20 11:35:35 +0000 2015

Replying to @davepermen

I can live with hamburger menus but those circles look so stupid...

alt text Mon Apr 20 11:41:59 +0000 2015

Replying to @BorisSchnohne

Win 10 ist (bis jetzt) sicher eines nicht: ein Tablet OS.

alt text Tue Apr 21 06:07:35 +0000 2015

Glaube der FCB hat sich wieder gefangen...

alt text Tue Apr 21 20:33:05 +0000 2015

It’s legacy-code-day. Ugh.

alt text Wed Apr 22 07:35:51 +0000 2015

Replying to @thomarc9295 and @BorisSchnohne

Das geht nur in Deutschland. Sich über so ein triviales Update dermaßen zu echauffieren.

alt text Wed Apr 22 11:06:45 +0000 2015

RT @ExchServPro: Announcing the new Office 365 Management Activity API for security and compliance monitoring http://bit.ly/1Qh2N1W

alt text Wed Apr 22 11:30:03 +0000 2015

RT @markrendle: Happy Earth Day. Each of you is 1/7,000,000,000 of its biggest problem.

alt text Wed Apr 22 11:36:09 +0000 2015

RT @Horse_iOS: The new MacBook arose from a question: can we create a Mac as remarkably thin as a cafeteria tray, yet still as powerful as …

alt text Wed Apr 22 13:16:18 +0000 2015

Replying to @ZURPLEPERG

da krieg ich nur ne leere Seite...

alt text Wed Apr 22 13:59:50 +0000 2015

Replying to @ZURPLEPERG

Chrome auf Windows 8 ?

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Replying to @ZURPLEPERG

Okay jetzt scheints zu gehen, ich schwöre ich habs mindestens zehn mal probiert. Danke trotzdem!

alt text Wed Apr 22 14:41:43 +0000 2015

The Microsoft Health website sure wants to eat up my cpu time AND I can’t get to my dashboard even when signed in. Fix it @microsoftband

alt text Wed Apr 22 18:50:33 +0000 2015

Tip of the day: Turn off all notifications, enable Do not disturb mode and remember: If nobody is dying then it’s no emergency.

alt text Thu Apr 23 09:05:35 +0000 2015

Replying to @ExchServPro

The next one will probably ship with Win 10 and „Hello Windows“ biometric hardware, right?

alt text Thu Apr 23 09:08:29 +0000 2015

Replying to @david_blacklite

does @AtomEditor already support the new omnisharp roslyn branch?

alt text Thu Apr 23 09:33:37 +0000 2015

RT @omnisharp: @hoetz as of 0.3.0.0 yes! @david_blacklite @AtomEditor

alt text Thu Apr 23 10:32:11 +0000 2015

Replying to @asp_net

Hear that? That’s Visual Studio calling :)

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Replying to @asp_net

Right, I un-tick THAT checkbox every time as well...

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Replying to @asp_net

Now you got shitty code with nice colors :)

alt text Thu Apr 23 11:10:09 +0000 2015

♫ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU-DfRSFWbA ♫

alt text Thu Apr 23 12:43:40 +0000 2015

Replying to @janekf

Gut so! Kaum einer lernt heute mehr wie die Geräte funktionieren!

alt text Thu Apr 23 17:41:39 +0000 2015

RT @davekellett: This might be my favorite strip in a while:
“Why Star Trek Ships Always Meet Nose-to-Nose”
http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/150423.html http://t…

alt text Fri Apr 24 06:16:04 +0000 2015

RT @diplix: wer USA sagt, muss auch USB sagen.

alt text Fri Apr 24 09:30:42 +0000 2015

Replying to @tfsbuck

nice, any word on moving an account to another azure region?

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Replying to @tfsbuck

great, will do that

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Replying to @Peki75 and @BorisSchnohne

Sind das auch die gleichen jungen Konsumenten die dann 3 mal im Jahr mit dem Airbus in Urlaub fliegen?

alt text Sat Apr 25 13:56:05 +0000 2015

Replying to @asp_net and @MariuszHenke

Wenn Vertriebler Technik präsentieren...

alt text Sat Apr 25 14:18:00 +0000 2015

After all those fast cuts in the Avengers 2 action scenes you realize how great that last Daredevil fight was in the last episode.

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RT @RichRogersHDS: Every coding tutorial ever written. - @ossia

alt text Sun Apr 26 17:05:32 +0000 2015

RT @davidfowl: #Omnisharp atom development is picking up steam. Now written in type script and C#! Come help out https://github.com/OmniSharp/omnisharp-atom/issues /c…

alt text Sun Apr 26 18:36:39 +0000 2015

RT @markrendle: I take back any bad things I said about string interpolation in #csharp6, OK?

var uri = $“https://{_credentials}@github.co…

alt text Mon Apr 27 12:01:43 +0000 2015

Ugh, UML diagrams...

alt text Mon Apr 27 12:35:53 +0000 2015

Replying to @sayedihashimi and @JasonImison

yep!

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Replying to @sayedihashimi and @JasonImison

PayPal?

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Replying to @rhwy, @sayedihashimi, @JasonImison and @ncraftsConf

ok will do that

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Replying to @sayedihashimi, @rhwy, @JasonImison and @ncraftsConf

where to ship?

alt text Mon Apr 27 18:14:18 +0000 2015

WCF HTTP Activation from HELL!

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Replying to @JasonImison

I guess that makes sense. In some crazy evil Star Trek parallel universe.

alt text Tue Apr 28 14:57:16 +0000 2015

RT @mariusschulz: “Microsoft is not nearly as organized as we would need to be to be as evil as you think we are.”

— @shanselman on .NET R…

alt text Tue Apr 28 21:11:08 +0000 2015

Sowas hast du noch nicht gesehen...

alt text Tue Apr 28 21:17:04 +0000 2015

Es folgen: Sinnlose Interviews.

alt text Tue Apr 28 21:22:37 +0000 2015

RT @othertwice: Who wants change? Everyone.
Who wants to change? No-one.
The dilemma that holds back progress. https://twitter.com/barnsleytown/status/592645688275636224/photo/1
via…

alt text Wed Apr 29 07:39:07 +0000 2015

RT @DaveCothran: Microsoft: Everything runs on Everything, even Apple hardware. Apple: We have a watch that literally can’t run software w…

alt text Wed Apr 29 17:02:14 +0000 2015

RT @Windows: Microsoft announces Continuum for phones - where almost any screen can deliver a PC experience. #Windows10 #Build2015 http://t…

alt text Wed Apr 29 18:13:13 +0000 2015

RT @IrisClasson: For those confused: Visual Studio != Visual Studio Code. Android/iOS app => *port w tool* => Win Store => WP install == tr…

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RT @ExchServPro: Microsoft Edge logo looks famil... oh snap!

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Replying to @BorisSchnohne

Da bin ich live vor Ort, man ist gespannt.

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