April 2018

Jeff Goldblum does not give a shit about this game but he’s killing it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpqXgisfI4g&has_verified=1

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RT @bitfield: Writing better code, in five (not so) easy steps:

1. Zero comment policy. Instead of comments, focus on code readability.
2.…

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“Whilst we all love to complain about how bad Skype is, the reality is that newer tools such as Teams and Slack are even worse.” True! https://twitter.com/dotnetkicks/status/980346596369096704

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RT @dev_humor: My favourite programming book. http://devhumor.com/media/my-favourite-programming-book #devhumor #TODO

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RT @karolikl: Using #Azure? If so, you should check out my talk “The boring one: Cloud Governance” from @NDC_Conferences (Copenhagen). It c…

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Current status

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RT @RichRogersIoT: “If your code is crap, stickies on the wall won’t help.” - @HenrikKniberg

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RT @TomKlindt: Aus gegebenem Anlaß: #Digitalisierung ist nicht

# ein stationäres Geschäft auf einen web-shop auszuweiten

# händische Arbe…

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RT @markrendle: O(π): random access to an element in a circular list, starting from the centre of the circle
O($): random access to a premi…

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RT @brandonleblanc: I love this Windows 10 RS4 feature! https://twitter.com/Daniel_Rubino/status/981622001935798273

alt text Thu Apr 05 05:53:24 +0000 2018


My favorite platform is common sense.

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Wenn ich jetzt noch einmal “Apple’s Billig-Tablet” lese...
In welcher Welt ist ein 350+ EUR Gerät “billig” ?

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RT @Evilznet: #fsharpX we do whatever Scott Washin tells us to do 😂 @SoatGroup https://t.co/4Y8cHCD21L

alt text Thu Apr 05 09:27:03 +0000 2018


Don’t forget SqlProvider instead of Entity Framework :)
https://twitter.com/Evilznet/status/981824454870360064

alt text Thu Apr 05 09:38:21 +0000 2018


RT @MVPAward: Have you had a chance to play with Blazor yet? If you haven’t, running .NET applications client-side in the browser is really…

alt text Thu Apr 05 15:02:52 +0000 2018


RT @shanselman: We don’t need this. https://twitter.com/darkhorizons/status/981954264086953985

alt text Fri Apr 06 05:59:53 +0000 2018


Multiple colleagues complaining about the slow Microsoft Teams desktop client. I had to switch to the browser version for the same reason weeks ago. @MicrosoftTeams fix this!

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Yea, well 
https://twitter.com/hoetz/status/982175546879569921

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RT @sforkmann: I was waiting a long time for this public announcement. Thank you so much @_cartermp. #SAFE

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Replying to @Unix_Guru

missing: are you a gamer

alt text Fri Apr 06 18:27:16 +0000 2018


RT @clemensv: Die Telekom in Österreich ist so super-duper sorgfältig in Sachen Sicherheit, dass die Ablage von Passwörtern im Klartext so…

alt text Sat Apr 07 07:36:21 +0000 2018


In german: Da hauts dir den Vogel raus!

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Awesome idea! 
https://twitter.com/ProductHunt/status/982539907930509313

alt text Sat Apr 07 08:50:14 +0000 2018


Ouch 
https://twitter.com/TheHackersNews/status/982550450716233728

alt text Sat Apr 07 09:35:58 +0000 2018


Replying to @MicrosoftHelps

I think / hope your people are already on it
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DaFk469V4AIFIIq.jpg:large

alt text Sat Apr 07 14:06:39 +0000 2018


RT @val_to_string: @eirikbakke @richturn_ms Come on in, the water’s fine. ;-) You won’t even miss the crappy half-Linux that was MacOS.

Th…

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Is anyone already doing a crowdfund-for-github-issues thing?

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RT @Spacekatgal: Are you aware there is another generation besides Boomers and Milllenials? It’s a little known fact, but it’s true!

We’r…

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Replying to @paulstovell

how does it compare to Azure’s CosmosDB?

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Replying to @paulstovell

I know what you mean but Microsoft has improved somewhat when it comes to docs
https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure/cosmos-db/

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Replying to @paulstovell

that said, I haven’t used any of those two services but I am always interested in real world AWS vs. Azure scenarios.

alt text Mon Apr 09 09:36:09 +0000 2018


The original reason why I love Twitter

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RT @ChuckWendig: New: Velociraptors announce they are launching an independent research initiative on the location of children who are defi…

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RT @MaximRouiller: Wow. You need to read this amazing blog post by @jeremylikness on #CosmosDB and #dotnetcore https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/dotnet/2018/04/09/explore-cosmosdb-with-net-core-and-mongodb/?wt.mc_id=social-twitter-marouill

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@paulstovell Funny, someone must have heard you. This is the first article that made me understand what CosmosDB is all about:
https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/dotnet/2018/04/09/explore-cosmosdb-with-net-core-and-mongodb/?wt.mc_id=social-twitter-marouill

alt text Mon Apr 09 18:23:54 +0000 2018


RT @davidfowl: BOOM with CPU and Memory to spare #dotnetcore #aspnetcore #signalr https://twitter.com/anurse/status/983406560880701440

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RT @troyhunt: The @tmobileat situation really blew up a few days ago in ways they never would have expected. Many people joined in the disc…

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Identity made in Deutschland! What could possibly go wrong?

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Wir erinnern uns an großartige Softwareprojekte wie beA
https://twitter.com/hoetz/status/983601200997322752

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Just tried the Apple pencil experience with a new ipad. Short summary: Compared to Surface it sucks.
The Surface pen has a “rubber” when turned around and it has the click button. Those are killer features.

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Replying to @PhoenixHawk and @ingorammer

the resolution feels a bit better, yes, but that does not make up for the horrible (=non-existent) rubber experience.

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RT @jchannon: Blogged : Announcing Carter! https://blog.jonathanchannon.com/2018/04/10/announcing-carter/ Carter is the new name for Botwin, we have a Github organization, logo…

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Replying to @stevegoodman

to be honest, Teams is even sluggish on my Surface Book 2...

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Replying to @stevegoodman

A couple of months ago I completely switched to OWA from Win32 Outlook 2016 since the desktop client constantly froze. Recently, I felt that OWA was getting slower as well so I am back to Win32 and it’s ok for the moment 🤷

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RT @shanselman: The tech that goes into the #XboxOneX taking old Xbox 360 games and literally making them 4K (Using close up high res textu…

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RT @jeremylikness: Security: understanding #Azure Active Directory V2 and the #Microsoft Authentication Library (MSAL) from a developer’s p…

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Replying to @leastprivilege

I gave up after 9 episodes of boredome

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RT @jmmcnabagain: Just realized that Luke Skywalker’s story begins with Leia sending a projection of herself asking for help, and ends with…

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RT @KeithRParsons: RT if you ever had one of these…

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@JetBrainsRider just passed my smoke test:
Open a netcore 2 console app targeting 4.6.1, F5, works.
Let’s see where this goes...

alt text Fri Apr 13 09:45:36 +0000 2018


Anyone know a pdf reading app that can sync page position / progress between mobile / desktop devices and does not use its own cloud storage?

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Replying to @davepermen

MY cloud storage provider i.e. onedrive
Adobe Reader for example does sync progress only when you upload the pdf to Adobe cloud

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Replying to @davepermen

https://www.foxitsoftware.com/de/mobile-pdf-reader/ seems to be doing it for 11 bucks a year. Integrates with all major cloud storage providers. Might give it a try.

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RT @taleOfFsharp: Sometimes I ask myself how many time gets wasted just by using Xamarin.Forms with NuGet and Android support packages. The…

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RT @jonskeet: Blogged: backward compatibility and overloading - https://codeblog.jonskeet.uk/2018/04/13/backward-compatibility-and-overloading/ (Warning: versioning is painful, as are overload re…

alt text Sun Apr 15 05:28:31 +0000 2018


Just worked through this Azure Managed Kubernetes AKS tutorial. Would not want to set up all this infrastructure by hand.
https://www.c-sharpcorner.com/article/deploy-your-first-asp-net-core-2-0-app-in-azure-managed-kubernetes/

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Honestly, the first two episodes of Lost in Space were way better than I expected.

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Replying to @janekf

Well, Teams....
....
...

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Replying to @janekf

the desktop client has become really slow and eats up A LOT of ram

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Replying to @janekf

Ironically, the mac os skype for business client is awesome since they totally rebuilt it after the old lync client.

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Replying to @jeremylikness

Is it weird that I don’t like this and want to have my markup in a html template?

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RT @shanselman: “After 43 years, this is the first day that we are announcing, and will be distributing, a custom Linux kernel.” - Microsof…

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Replying to @alexjamesbrown and @jchannon

lots of projects = granular services = ❤ 
What could go wrong? :)

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Azure IoT Hub, Azure IoT Central, Azure IoT Suite, Azure Sphere....
The naming department is on fire! :)

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Replying to @scottgal

The name is better than Azure IoT XYZ, though ;)

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Replying to @davepermen

naming things has never been Microsoft’s strong suit anyway ;)

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Replying to @davepermen

or infinite?! :)

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RT @tfsbuck: VSTS: Lessons Learned doing DevOps at Microsoft at Scale
* Controlling exposure using feature flags
* Resiliency by using…

alt text Tue Apr 17 12:33:57 +0000 2018


RT @Spacekatgal: Happy #TaxDay2018!

Please enjoy the greatest Simpson’s clip ever of doing your taxes at the last second.

https://t.co/…

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Replying to @shanselman and @bradwilson

My former student roommate is still telling stories of how I almost went insane playing this on the original Xbox

alt text Wed Apr 18 11:45:45 +0000 2018


Problem -> Lösung 👍 
https://twitter.com/drayenim/status/986592033644085249

alt text Wed Apr 18 13:08:13 +0000 2018


It’s #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years (since 19 Apr 2007).
And you? http://TwiAge.com

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RT @sidecut: @khellang Well, there’s this:

“I think the key point that nobody appears to have mentioned so far is that this doesn’t requir…

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RT @khellang: This week’s installment of #dotnet drama; Microsoft releases a front-end “library manager” called LibMan. https://t.co/hk4jnp…

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I’m away for 5 minutes and Microsoft builds its own bower. Community outraged, the Rendle to the rescue.

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Replying to @hhariri

Safety, because of this guy

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Replying to @davepermen

this seems like a valid point, though. If true, that feels very 2000ish

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as usual, @shanselman will save the day 
https://twitter.com/davepermen/status/987198500831145984

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Replying to @shanselman and @markrendle

yup I think it’s the weather.

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Replying to @davepermen

this is tied to RS4, right?

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Replying to @TheCodeJunkie

Can I just have this as a managed service? I never want to do this alone :)

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LOL 
https://twitter.com/markrendle/status/987276404550225920

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Replying to @julielerman

excuse me while I’m having a drink at 80 F in this unusually hot german april

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RT @clemensv: The cryptographic chaining of records is a good idea to strengthen the immutability of the ledger as a whole, but it’s not re…

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RT @clemensv: ... and some even rode the crypto wave to make some hay, I have a hard time finding people in the distributed systems platfor…

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Thread 👌
https://twitter.com/clemensv/status/987266940887535616

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*cancels skiing vacation in Austria*
https://twitter.com/svblxyz/status/987294973161885701

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@XboxP3 the cooling on the Xbox One X is stunning when compared to the PS4 Pro but here are two things you have to fix:
1. Faster cold boot times. It’s a bit odd that Sony is beating you here
2. Power Off to “Instant On” or “Power saving” selector

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RT @Nick_Craver: Dear @netflix,
The entire point of users maintaining a list is so they can easily get to it. If they have to scroll to fin…

alt text Mon Apr 23 05:08:28 +0000 2018


RT @sandofsky: Apple’s FoundationDB has a web scale flag. https://apple.github.io/foundationdb/api-python.html

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RT @ianabramson: My review of our solar system: 1 star.

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RT @markrendle: Nope. https://twitter.com/verge/status/988367737071243265

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RT @SZ: Die Zigarette war nicht einfach nur Suchtmittel: Sie war der Begleiter unserer Autorin, die langlebigste aller Liebesbeziehungen. L…

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RT @cgillum: Freshly merged: F# samples for Azure Durable Functions! Thanks to @MikhailShilkov for this contribution! https://t.co/QudamGI4…

alt text Tue Apr 24 06:11:11 +0000 2018


RT @_AlexYates_: A couple of weeks ago I was interviewed by @dannybradbury for a piece about Database #DevOps in @TheRegister. It went live…

alt text Tue Apr 24 12:06:35 +0000 2018


RT @shanselman: Websites know too much! https://blip.runway7.net/

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RT @clemensv: This is the director’s cut of the Twitter-thread with extra content https://twitter.com/clemensv/status/987984593746882560

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RT @sudo_tmac: “Agile is the theory, DevOps is the practice” @meekrosoft #devopsdayscph

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RT @TomKlindt:

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OH: “Momentan bin ich ja froh wenn ich auf meinem Windows 10 Client die Systemsteuerung finde!”

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RT @ralphruthe: Seit heute habe ich 400.000 Follower auf Twitter und aus diesem Anlass nutze ich meine Reichweite kurz für was anderes als…

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RT @caseyliss: Stolen from an anonymous friend.

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RT @MrAhmadAwais: 🔥 http://VSCode.pro/TIP/5 — There’s an incredible new feature called Log Points in VS @Code — that you must definitely le…

alt text Thu Apr 26 17:04:56 +0000 2018


So, that Infinity War ending….

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Replying to @scottgal

have to force myself to wait until the complete season is out…

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Replying to @scottgal

absolutely, I mean, they put a Feist song in a slow mo fight scene!

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Replying to @scottgal

I liked it after the first episode but this is just pure art: https://vimeo.com/207012969

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I really really liked Infinity War. Better than most Marvel movies and probably a modern E***** ******* ****

alt text Thu Apr 26 21:36:55 +0000 2018


RT @StackOverflow: Stack Overflow Isn’t Very Welcoming. It’s Time for That to Change. https://buff.ly/2HvS0Bj

alt text Fri Apr 27 05:02:58 +0000 2018


Corporate Customer #1 “Windows 10 6 month upgrades are a pain, Teams is so slow!”

Corporate Customer #2 “Visual Studio Code is awesome!”

The new Microsoft 🤷

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Replying to @scottgal

Appearing confident while having no clue at all is a powerfull skill. Devs often are the other way around...

alt text Fri Apr 27 11:37:50 +0000 2018


Replying to @lancewmccarthy and @MicrosoftStore

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Xbox_Play_Anywhere_games

alt text Fri Apr 27 11:58:00 +0000 2018


Just two days ago I wondered how they did this 
https://twitter.com/tha_rami/status/989812400084971520

alt text Fri Apr 27 12:19:42 +0000 2018


Invited an external user to our team via MS Teams and used the same guest account for the VSTS repo. All SSO with the guest’s corporate account, this is identity done right

alt text Fri Apr 27 12:34:31 +0000 2018


RT @Cloudamentals: VSTS Public Projects Limited Preview https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/devops/2018/04/27/vsts-public-projects-limited-preview/

alt text Sat Apr 28 08:37:29 +0000 2018


Dear @MicrosoftEdge will you sync the reading list to xbox one as well?
iOS sync also seems to be wonky

alt text Sun Apr 29 09:05:48 +0000 2018


This this https://twitter.com/paulstovell/status/990547772314025984

alt text Sun Apr 29 11:19:09 +0000 2018


C#, IEnumerable, Duck Typing! Didn’t know that…

alt text Mon Apr 30 07:25:24 +0000 2018

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